Yesterday, May 8th 2014, in 1983 was the day John Fante died from diabetes. He was an amazing writer. There is no other writer who has inspired more than Fante. I just finished re-reading Dreams From Bunker Hill, his last novel that was written as a dictation to Fante's wife, his vision had been taken by diabetes at that point in his life. At the end of the book I always read the little bio. It was May 9th, 2014. I realized his death anniversary was yesterday. Because I didn't know what to do in honor of the anniversary of his passing, I decided to write this.
He was one of the greatest authors that I have read as of now. I learned of his work through reading Charles Bukowski. Bukowski loved Fante. Worshipped at his alter.
I received his novel Ask The Dust as a gift. The book sat in the gift bag for months. I was put off by the year that Fante wrote. Most old or classic things carry a level of boredom. Not with Fante. He had a way with words, a charm if you will. I eat up his words far more than that of Bukowski or any other writer living or dead.
I was saddened knowing I could never be as good as he was. Much like him however, I feel my writing is a little ahead of its time. Maybe I am wrong, maybe Fante was wrong, maybe even Bukowski was wrong. Either way these two men had an impact on my soul in a way no one living or dead in fiction will ever have. And for that, they at least deserve a blog post. It's the least I could do.
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Friday, May 9, 2014
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Dexter Fan Fiction...Dexter Dances in the Dark part one.
I wrote this four months before premiere of the series finale. This was meant to be a free ebook available through my smashwords account. I decided to break up into a two parter and just release it here on my blog. Naturally it's free because it's fan fiction. But just maybe this will entice those who have never read my work to check some out! Part two coming soon, thanks for reading!
Dexter
Dances in the Dark
Part 1
Fan Fiction
by
Shane
Grey
Based
on the Showtime Productions series and novel series by Jeff Lindsay
Prologue
Rita Morgan turned on the light in the living room. Her
son, Harrison, sat comfortably in between her slender body and strong
right arm, she had a firm grip on him as she searched drawers near
the kitchen. She lightly bounced him, maneuvering only the way a
experienced mother of three could. Rita tossed papers about the
kitchen counter. Flipped over envelopes. Harrison giggled, he cooed
the way only a small child could. Rita refused to let her
frustrations get in the way of fine parenting. She simply set
Harrison in his play pen, stepped on a plastic train and bit her
tongue to prevent from cursing.
“Rita,
keep it together. Find your driver's license. Get back to the
airport.” She said out loud to herself.
It
was then Rita realized that the cab had been waiting. A task she
thought would take three minutes was now going into overtime, the
cabbies meter was running. She looked at Harrison who was chewing on
a plastic block.
“Hang
here a second, kiddo. Mommy has to ask the cabbie to wait for her on
a Friday night with the meter off.” Rita sighed and brushed her
golden blonde bangs from her eyes.
Outside.
The
cabbie smoked a cigar which he held out the drivers side window. He
puffed lightly. Loud Reggae-tone squealed out of the cab's front
speakers. He seemed relaxed, at peace. Rita felt bad to have to
interrupt him.
“Excuse
me? Sir?” She said into the parted passenger side window. If he
heard her, he made to move or gesture to show he had. “Sir!” Rita
shouted. The cabbie jumped a bit, spitting his cigar into his lap, he
patted fiercely at the hot ash in his pants crotch.
“What
the hell you crazy puta?! Why you gotta yell?”
“I'm
sorry but you couldn't hear me.”
“Shit.
Are you ready to go or what?”
“I
need you to wait while I find my ID.”
“The
meter is running Gringa.”
“Understandable,
but I was hoping you might pause the meter while I look.” Rita said
hopefully.
“I
would laugh, but my pito burns. This ain't no DVD player. Call me
when you find what you need.” The cabbie handed Rita a business
card with a number and a name.
Rita
went back into the house. Shut the door behind her. Went to her
purse, it sat on a tall chair at the kitchen counter, she plucked her
cell phone from it. It was the first time within the hour that she
thought of Dexter, her husband. He was working hard lately and they
had been under so much stress that it almost ruined their marriage.
Now, they were going away. A vacation. It was perfect. But she still
felt the need to call him, she loved Dexter very much, and when they
weren't together Rita felt as though her heart might burst.
Rita
clicked on Dexter's name, the phone rang. And rang. It went to voice
mail.
“Hey
sweetie, I'm a dope.” Rita said into the phone. “I was in such a
rush getting Harrison organized I forgot my ID for the plane. So I
zoomed home for it. It means we'll be on a later puddle jumper, but
we'll still be there waiting for you. Oh, and I know you're not into
this stuff, hmm, tonight is gonna be amazing. So take a moment, you
deserve it. I love you, bye.” Rita hung up, sighed again.
Alright,
Rita, find your License and get on a plane. Rita
thought. It was then that she noticed the empty play pen. Harrison
was gone. No trace.
Rita went cold before she panicked. She checked all the
rooms, the closets. Sweat poured from her forehead as her heart
raced.
No,
no, no! Not my baby, not Harrison.
Back in the living room. Rita noticed the bathroom
light. It was on. This didn't make sense. No one was home except her
and Harrison. It was then that a wave of relief rushed over her.
Harrison
must be in the bathroom.
The fact that Harrison was too small and not by any
means tall enough to reach the light switch did not occur to her. She
rushed into the bathroom. Harrison sat alone on the floor, a look of
puzzlement upon his face.
Rita was so taken aback by the look on her son's face
that she failed to see the man come up on her from behind the
bathroom door. The man wrapped his left arm under her throat and used
his right to lock her neck in place. Rita kicked, flailed about,
swinging her arms at nothing. Harrison screamed out in tears. Hearing
her child bellow made Rita fight back harder, the struggle leading
the two in front of the sink mirror. It was then that Rita got a look
at her attacker. His face seemed so familiar. Rita herself was tomato
red.
His
face! I have seen it! Some where... As
Rita Morgan's consciousness slipped away into a blurry haze, three
things came to her mind for brief seconds.
A
church. He went to a church I went to so many years ago, before even
knowing Dexter. This man attacking me, Mitchell, something
Mitchell...Alan?...
Rita's world went black.
LIGHT
Light. Bright in eyes. Brighter than the sun. The
brightness screams intrusion. It is necessary. All of it. The bad
coffee, the cement hard sugar cookies, soaked useless sweetener
packets. They say it is necessary. More importantly it is normal. The
unnatural fluorescent lights sting my eyes at first, because outside
the only light is the moon.
Ah, yes, the moon.
One must not be side tracked by minor details of lunar
shadows. It is sharing time, time to share. Time to open up Dreaded
Distraught Dexter. Go forth Dexter. Play normal.
I stand up, clear sour coffee from the back of my
throat.
“My name is Dexter Morgan. My wife Rita was murdered.
She was murdered by a serial killer they called the Trinity killer.
Some of you may have heard of him. He ruined many lives, he almost
ruined mine.” I pause.
The others in the room are understanding. They nod, some
of them shed tears for my loss, but really they are thinking of their
dead loved ones.
Would they all weep for my loss if they had known what
fate bestowed Arthur Mitchell(aka Trinity Killer)? Would they still
shed tears if they knew that he was at the bottom of the ocean in
eight hefty trash bags? Would they so much as look me in the eye if
they knew I had used the backside of a hammer to obliterate his
skull?
The answer is no. If they knew I to was a serial killer
they would not be sympathetic. This group would rally to have me
hooked up to Old Sparky that very day. They would draw straws to see
which of them would get to pull the switch.
I continue, “The reason my life was not ruined is
because of my son and two step children.” I hold up a picture. In
the picture are Astor and Cody. Harrison sits on Astor's lap while
Cody puts two fingers behind her head making bunny ears. “Astor is
my step daughter, Cody my step son. Harrison is my biological son.
Rita was their mother. It's been hard without Rita but between my
sister and nanny we manage just fine.” I smile at the group, the
smile is fake but genuine. “My name is Dexter Morgan and I am a
survivor of spousal sudden death.”
The group applauds. I sit back down. Some of the members
break down in tears. All these people either lost a husband or wife
through death resulting in a violent crime. These are my peers
according to the world. So I blend in.
The group leader is a slender blonde. She's new this
week. The old group leader, Lloyd, had a mental breakdown and now
resides in a state mental facility. That was the story I heard when I
got here tonight.
Lloyd couldn’t stop seeing images of his wife and two
children. Not the happy way he remembered them at the breakfast
table, but the way they were when he found them. Chopped into chunks
of meat and floating in the bathtub. I work blood spatter for Miami
Metro Homicide so I saw the handy work first hand. It was amateur,
but there was still no leads after all these months.
Lloyd's family were not the first victims. There were
two other families prior to his.
Don't worry Lloyd, Dumfounded Distraught Disciplined
Dexter will find the dark one that did it, then the Dark Passenger
and I will hold a trial consisting of twelve rolls of plastic sheets,
shiny surgical steel knives, and plenty of duct tape. There are no
mistrials on Dexter's Delicate Defensive Team. We always get our man.
I glance a look at my watch. 8:42PM. One of the other
members is standing, sharing. Holding up a picture. The blonde group
leader nods, then she shoots a look at me, as if I had committed some
crime. Then I hear it. A squeaking chime sound. It's my pants.
I snatch the cellphone from my pocket fast. The caller
ID says, Deb. I step outside the room into the hall of the community
center. The very same community center where Astor once had Ballet
lessons and Cody had Tiger Scouts.
I answer, “Deb, what's up?”
“Dex, where the fuck are you?!” Deb replies.
Deborah Morgan, foster sister, homicide lieutenant, only
living family member of Dexter. She has been on edge ever since she
walked in on me sticking a knife deep into the heart of serial killer
Travis Marshall. Now I can't even go an hour without her checking on
me.
“I'm at my meeting. You remember, the weekly meetings
I have been attending since Rita...”
“Oh, fuck me! Right, I'm sorry, Dex. Just, fuck, you
can't leave me in the dark about things anymore. I'll just assume
you're out doing that thing you do.”
“There's more to me than just that, fair sister.” I
say. But really there isn't very much to Old Dullard Dexter besides
the Dark Passenger. Everything, even the parenting, it's just killing
time until once again it is time to satisfy the thirst of my Dark
Passenger.
“I'm at your place, I used my key to let myself in,
just get here as soon as you're done. No fucking detours.” Deb
says. Then the line is dead.
I go back into the meeting. It is over and everyone is
scattered. Some nibble the awful sugar cookies, others stir coffee
blankly. I quietly make my way back to the exit. The exit is blocked
by the new blonde group leader.
“Hey.” She says. Her icy breathe is like peppermint.
“Hi, I'm sorry I interrupted the group, it was, you
know, work.”
“I understand. I heard you're a cop.”
“No, actually, just forensics. It was just my
lieutenant, I gotta get going.” I try to move past her. She locks
me in with her gaze. There is something behind her green eyes.
Something colder than frozen emeralds. There is a dry chuckle from
the Dark Passenger.
She puts out her hand, “I'm Hannah,” She says.
“Hannah McKay.” I shake her hand and it is surprisingly warm
considering the cold vibrations I get from her.
“I'm Dexter-”
“Yes, Dexter Morgan, so I've heard.” Hannah says
with a smile that causes the darkness inside to stir.
“Good to meet you. I need to get to my lieutenant.
I'll see you next week.” I say.
This time Hannah steps aside, I stroll away trying not
to look back. Both me and the Passenger know she is staring at the
back of our head. The question is why. I'll have to think it over
later.
At my apartment Deb is waiting for me. She cuts into a
thick steak and sips from a cold bottle of Tecate. I could use one
those. I get a beer from the fridge. There's a juicy looking piece of
steak on a plate set out for me. I join Deb at the kitchenette
counter.
“We need to talk.” Deb says with a cheek full of
beef.
“Alright.” I say. Cutting into the steak after a
pull off my own beer.
I'm chewing steak when Deb says, “I found something
while going through the evidence from Rita's murder.”
“Why were you going through evidence on a closed
case?” I swallow steak, take another long pull of the beer.
“I was just checking everything, you know, double
checking.” Deb says. She's chewing but not making eye contact.
I know what she was checking on. Now that Deb knows what
I am she is seeing if there was anyway I could have been responsible
for Rita's death. In so many ways I was.
“I didn't kill Rita, Deb.”
“What the fuck, Dex?!” Deb shouts.
“I know what you're thinking, you were thinking maybe
I had something to do with it. The truth is...” I pause, finish my
beer. “I did.”
“What are you saying?” Deb asks. She has that look,
the one that shows she is preparing for the worst.
“Arthur Mitchell found out who I really was, he went
after Rita before I could get to him.” I say.
“Dexter, are you Kyle Butler?” Deb asks, her eyes
wide as dinner plates.
“I was, but I'm not anymore.” I say, then put more
delicious steak into my mouth.
“Jesus.” Deb says.
“No, just Dexter.” I say.
“Don't you want to know what I found?” Deb asks.
“Sure, what'd you find?” I say.
“Not what I found exactly, but what was missing.”
Deb says, then she gives me the interrogative cop stare.
“What was missing?” I say, playing dumb only the way
Dexter can.
“A business card. Rita had with her the night she was
killed.”
“O.K. Evidence gets misplaced all the time.”
“Do you know what happened to it?”
“No I do not, Deb. What are you implying?”
“No implications, brother, just asking.” Deb says.
The business card Deb refers to belonged to Juan
Salazar, he was the cab driver that transported Rita and Harrison
home from the airport. He left Rita. Unwilling to stop the meter and
wait while she searched for her ID. I had a chat with him months ago,
he since decided to go back to Cuba. I played nice and didn't kill
him. He didn't meet the code anyhow.
Deb eats in silence, a look of disgust on her face. I
hate that she knows who I really am. She may know that Delicate
Daring Dexter is quite Dangerous, but she doesn't see the Dark
Passenger. No one can truly see the Passenger, that is of course,
except for our victims moments before they are put down for good.
“I need your help on something.” Deb says, breaking
the silence.
“O.K.”
“We got a possible lead on The Chopper.” Deb says.
The Chopper is a ever so clever handle given by Miami
Metro. He is the one chopping families into tiny pieces and floating
those pieces in bathtubs. He is also the same killer that sent poor
Lloyd to the madhouse.
“Just tell me what you need, Debs, I'll handle it.”
I say.
“Break into this woman's house and find out anything
you can about her. Off the record, obviously.” Deb says.
She drops a mugshot photo of a woman on the table. Even
without make up I recognize the woman as Hannah McKay, the girl with
the peppermint breathe.
“Sure thing, lieutenant.” I say.
“Don't be a smart ass.” Deb says.
MORNING
Sun. Glorious and victorious. Always seems like the sun
has so much to say. So radiant you are. Mr. Sun says nothing to Old
Dexter. It is the moon, my friend, Mr. Moon that speaks such volumes.
Only Dexter and the Passenger hear Mr. Moon.
However, morning does harbor it's own necessary rituals.
Doughnuts for example are one of the most crucial. Fuel for the day.
A perfect little energy source. Whether in round or log form. Whether
with sprinkles or plain.
I pick up a dozen on the way to the station. I sip black
coffee with sweetener. If only the community center coffee could be
as good as Fernando's coffee. Perhaps Dexter would have a reason to
linger and even find a way into the lovely Hannah's home.
Strange. I don't think of women on the morning drive to
work. Yet ever since the gentle scream of the alarm clock all I have
had is visions of the peppermint girl Hannah McKay in my head. Maybe
it's because Deb asked me to break into her home? Maybe it's because
her breathe was very suspicious in smell? But probably it's because
her smile caused the Dark Passenger to stir uneasily in the back
seat.
What secrets did this Hannah Peppermint McKay harvest?
And what of her DNA? How could any of this be related to The Chopper
case?
Questions all to be answered once I arrive at work.
The station is a different circus today. All the
detectives are up in arms over this Chopper case. If only they had a
single lead. Deb has a possible lead, that is if I choose to break
into Hannah's place. As far the rest of department goes they would be
better off going door to door.
Of course, Dashing Detective Dexter has a theory of his
own. I have been looking into a man, a young man by the name Blake
Reynolds. Blake is a Sheriff's Deputy for Dade county. He witnessed
the murder and of his mother and father at the age of seven. They
were beaten to death then chopped into pieces while he watched from
his hiding place under the bed.
Blake was then placed in foster care, as an only child
his parents were all he had. He was then adopted by a nice couple.
Sarah and Timothy Reynolds. They raised him from there. He was a
smart cookie and a great athlete. Blake blew off sports scholarships
to stay in Miami. Then he started work for the Sheriff's department.
The Chopper's crime scenes are spotless to the naked
eye. Right away I assumed law enforcement. But the Dark Passenger
spotted a slip up. Floating in one of the tubs amongst pieces of dead
human meat, a single blue piece, the size of a grain of rice. I took
the blue piece for myself and upon examination found it to belong to
latex gloves. Not just any latex gloves, law enforcement grade latex.
Specifically, Dade county Sheriff's department. They buy a specific
kind because county budgets are so low for supplies. Once I
researched all employees Blake Reynolds name went off like a siren in
the night. Still, I need to find definitive proof that he is The
Chopper. No better time then lunch time to do such a thing.
The door to my office flies open. I close the computer
screen in so closing my personal research. I turn to see Deborah
giving me a sour scowling look. This isn't necessarily new,
especially since she now knows of Dark Dexter's Delinquent activities
“Deb, what?” I say.
Before I could ask another question Deb steps aside and
Hannah McKay is standing behind her. Hannah wears a plastic visitor
badge, she is smiling. I imagine if I had feelings or emotional
reactions then my heart would skip a beat. The sight of Hannah's
smile is not unpleasant or is it bad, for some reason my mouth turns
to sandpaper.
“Hi, Dexter. Your lieutenant showed me to your office.
I don't mean to intrude but I had a question for you.”
“Um, yeah, O.K.” I say.
This reminds me of high school. Those were the years I
was truly able to hone the craft of pretending to be human. If I
remember correctly the way to seem is flustered. An attractive woman
shows up at your work to ask you a question, this is not common.
Therefore, I act surprised.
Deb now scowls at Hannah.
“I'm really sorry, but I couldn't wait till next week
to see you because the dance is in two days-”
“Dance?!” Deb blurts out
“Dance?” I say, surprised. Though in this case I
really am.
“Well, yeah,” Hannah says, “It's a singles dance
that the community center hosts. I thought I would invite some people
from the group that I felt were ready to mingle.”
“Mingle?!” Deb says fiercely.
“Yeah, mingle.” Hannah says, smiling. That smile, it
is one of reptiles. The Dark Passenger grimaces slightly.
I smell the peppermint of her breathe from where I'm
sitting.
“It sounds like,” I pause. “Like I would have to
think about it.”
“Oh no!” Hannah says. “I'm not asking to be my
date. I wanted another member to chaperone, I know it sounds crazy-”
“No, no. It sounds great. Dexter would love to help
out the group.” Deb says, she's smiling big.
“Deb, I-” I attempt to interject, but Deb already
assures Hannah that I'll be there.
Hannah's smile makes me feel as uneasy as the hissing
coming from the Dark Passenger.
Deb and Hannah leave my office. I tuned out after Deb
volunteered me as a chaperone for a singles dance. Too many thoughts
at once. I need to regroup. Luckily it's only an hour before lunch
time.
At lunch Deb follows me out. She leads me over to the
food truck. She buys me a pork sandwich and coffee. She gets herself
the same. The only thing I want to be doing is eating this sandwich
on the drive to Blake Reynolds house. With Deb on my case I can't do
that, therefore the sandwich is tasteless.
“So you're going to that singles dance and you're
going to mingle with Hannah.” Deb says with a mouthful of pork.
“Is that a question?” I say.
“No, smart ass. It's an order.”
“Considering that I'm doing you a favor by going to
this dance, maybe you can be a little less agro.” I say. Mouth full
of pickles and pork.
“What the fuck is agro?”
“Astor uses it all the time. I think it means to be
like Aunt Deb.” I say.
“That's lieutenant Aunt Deb to you. And don't think
I'm gonna let go of the fact that you failed to mention that Hannah
fucking suspect McKay hosts your meetings.” Deb says, pickle juice
drips from her mouth.
“She's new and we hadn't exactly formally met,” I
lie. “Besides, it anonymous Debs.”
“Anonymous my ass.” Deb says, then finishes her
coffee. “She's a suspect. Suspects carry no anonymity.”
“Thanks for lunch, always a pleasure.” I toss the
last of the amazing sandwich in my mouth and chew. I chase it with
the remaining coffee in my cup.
“Where are you headed off to?” Debs says in her best
cop voice. I feel more like I am pulled over with a belly full of
bourbon in a DUI checkpoint, less like trying to leave lunch with my
foster sister.
“Oh, dear Debs, you're such a cop.” I say.
“Oh, Dexter, you're so not off the fucking hook. I
know what you are. Despite the fact that I haven't turned you in does
not mean I won't be watching you like a hawk. I love you like a
brother, brother, but I can't trust you as far as I can fucking throw
you and right now that's not a even an inch.”
“You can't throw me cause you haven't finished your
sandwich, eat up and you shall find the strength mighty warrior.” I
say, then shoot my Deepest Debonair smile.
Deb takes a mighty bite, eyes me like a serial killer
that is getting away with murder, oh yeah.
I look at my watch.
If I duck away now I can make it to Reynolds' place in
time to get the evidence I need. I will prove He is The Chopper. The
Dark Passenger chuckles. We know our Chopper is a creature of
darkness and he uses some choice tools of the trade on his victims.
What Dashing Daring Dexter suspects is that Blake
Reynolds also Dares to Defy the laws of nature in using sharpened
metal to chop his victims. If Dexter is right then Reynolds has a
secret stash. In this stash is certainly a set of blades and saws
that are perfect for chopping, slicing, cutting through bone, and all
together breaking down the human form.
“Earth to Dexter!” Sharp shout. It's Debs.
“Huh?” I say uncharacteristically. There's that
sound again. Cell phone.
“Why even have a phone if you don't use it?” Deb
says.
It's part of pretending to be human, just another
accessory to a Diligent Distinguished Disguise. I answer the call.
From the deep female voice on the other end I know who it is. News
from this voice is never good.
“Mr. Morgan?” The voice says.
“This is he.” I say, but me and the voice both know
that I know who it is.
“This is Ms. Davenport, from Astor's school.” She
gets quiet. “I hate to be a bother but it would appear that your
daughter Astor has engaged in fisticuffs with another girl here at
school.”
I'm a really clever guy. I'm charming and swarthy and
have been called handsome on several occasions, but, “Excuse me,
Ms. Davenport, fist-uh-what?”
MONSTER
In high school I had trouble being social. Harry, my
foster father, made sure I had all the knowledge necessary to “fit
in” and “socialize”. That meant our weekends were spent at
malls and school football games. When your foster father is a cop he
knows how to train his foster son to be the perfect Dark Defender.
He taught me well, how not to get caught, how to look and act real.
Pretending to fit in was not easy for me. Having zero
emotions, zero thoughts about things that are considered fun. Fun for
Despondent Damaged Distant Dexter was something darker than anything
the student body at my high school could imagine. One day on our many
outings at the mall, I found something that interested me outside of
Dark habits.
Monsters.
Werewolves. Zombies. Frankenstein. Dracula.
We had many things in common. Anti-social behaviors.
Violent thoughts. Personality disorders. And we had killed. Of course
at that point the Dark Passenger and I had only visited the
aggressive, mangy stray dogs in the neighborhood. I didn't have a
human kill at that point.
The savings of a teenaged sociopath is large. I had
mowed many a lawn, cleaned out many gutters. I had cash to spend, but
only to spend on social situations. There were no social situations.
So when I entered the store with the horror movie posters. I had cash
to spend. What I wanted was a Werewolf figurine, the Zombie figurine,
and if I could swing it, the Dracula figurine. Harry left me alone,
it was my test to try and be social.
I spent all my money on the Werewolf, Zombie, Dracula
figurines, and two magazines called Fangoria. The magazine
showcased horror films and upcoming horror events. I was excited when
I returned to Harry with my results.
Harry sat at a booth in the food court eating a corn
dog. He smiled when he saw me. I had bags from the store. I smiled
Dumbly. Proud of my findings. I sat with Harry and opened the bags. I
smiled and showed him my purchases.
Harry was not amused.
“Dexter! What's wrong with you?” Harry said. His
face grave and intense.
“Dad, what?” I was confused.
“You can't be seen with this! People will suspect
you.”
“What do you mean?”
“Dexter. People that are into horror memorabilia are
considered outcasts.”
“What does that mean?” I asked. Very confused.
“Plain and simple! They are OUTCAST'S!” Harry
whispered angrily. “We're taking these back, Dex.”
I followed Harry back to the store. He scolded the
sixteen year old behind the counter. He claimed it was against our
religion for me to own such things. She agreed to refund all the
money from my purchases. Harry then seemed satisfied, the girl behind
the counter seemed upset, she punched up the buttons on the register.
“Now we can put this money to good use.” Harry said.
We walked back to the food court. He bought me a double cheeseburger,
no onion, because onions make bad breathe which creates unsocial
scenarios.
We sat. I ate my burger while Harry scoped areas around
the food court with his eyes. He pointed to a girl trying on
sunglasses in a store.
“Do you know her from school?” He asked.
“Yeah, that's Becky Lynn.” I said, chewing fast.
“How do you know her?”
“We have the same biology period.” I said.
“Do you talk? Laugh together ever?” Harry asked. I
had no idea what he had in mind.
“No.” I said, taking another hearty bite.
“Hmm.” Harry stared. “What about her, Dex?”
“That's Samantha Tanner,” I said. “She laughs at
everything anyone says. She's always smiling.”
“How do you know her? Has she laughed at your jokes?”
“I know her from just around campus. Yeah, Dad, she
laughs at everybody.”
“She's perfect. She's happy. She's pretty.” Harry
looked in a daze. Then he said something I never saw coming. “Dexter,
I want you to ask her out on a date. To a movie.”
“Huh?” I said.
“Just what I said, Dex.”
“When should I do it? At school on Monday?”
“No. Right now.” Harry gave me the hardened cop
stare.
“O.K.” I said.
As I was always adamant about listening to Harry's
training. He was training me to not be a monster, it was something he
would try his whole life to accomplish. With that said, Harry did his
best, but he could not change what was inside. He could only do his
best to make sure I masked what was hidden beneath.
I asked Samantha Tanner to the movies that day. She
agreed happily and since it was Saturday we decided to go that night.
This pleased Harry to no end. To see his monster of a foster son
really blending in, looking normal. Going to a movie with a girl on a
Saturday night in high school. Nothing could be more normal.
STALK
What to do with Astor? Astor stares out of the passenger
side window, her face is not happy. If know human facial expressions
and I like to consider myself an expert. Her face reads: Teen Angst.
She wants the world to feel sorry for her. No one
understands. She is alone.
“I understand, Astor.” I say. This is a shot in the
dark. But it may just work.
“Sure.” Astor says.
“No, really. I do.”
“Of course, Dexter. I'm not a stupid idiot.” Astor
says, acid in her tone.
“I didn't say you were stupid or an idiot, Astor. But
violence is not the answer.” I say. Very ironic and even
hypocritical for me.
“I know you miss, Mom. I know it. But sometimes I just
can't believe it.” Astor's eyes tear up.
“Mom? Astor of course I miss her.” She's talking
about Rita. This throws me off. I'm now confused. What does she mean
by she can't believe I miss Rita?
“You say you do now. But tonight you will sneak out of
the house, dressed in dark clothes and not come back till morning. I
don't know what you're up to, but I doubt it's being sad.”
“Why would you speak that way to me, Astor?” I say.
“Because I see you. I see you, Dexter. You leave home
early in the morning and don't come back for hours. Cody and Harrison
are too young to notice, but I do. I know you're seeing someone.”
Astor is furious. But she is right. I go out at night to see many
people. I do not go alone. The Dark Passenger is my backseat driver.
I, however, did not know that Astor was aware of Daddy Dexter's Dark
Delightful Disciplines.
A ring chimes. Not the cell phone this time. Gas gauge.
Need to stop and refuel.
“We need gas. We need to stop, do you want a
cheeseburger or burrito or anything?”
“No.” Astor is back to staring out the window.
Oh, the teen angst. It is always amplified by a death in
the family. Although I miss Rita, there is something stronger inside
me that prevents me from feeling anything. It's a dark hole where
normal human emotion would be.
Did I love Rita? Of course. But I loved her in a way
only a monster could. She was necessary for my cover. We made love
and I was always able to become aroused. I liked when she smiled, I
knew that she was happy and that was another thing that I knew was
good. But I never had what they would call traditional love for her.
There was a level of protection I always felt around Rita and my
children. I know that I am their protector and they are my
responsibility.
I park at a gas pump. I give Astor five dollars and tell
her to get us some candy bars and a bottle of water. Astor huffs and
puffs, but she goes inside the mini mart. While I pump gas, I call
the Sheriff dispatch.
“Hi, this is Sheriff Gregory Hall, I need a twenty on
the location of Deputy Blake Reynolds.” I say in my best Floridian
Sheriff Voice.
“Please hold, Sheriff, while I pull up his location.”
The voice says.
GPS is single handedly my favorite technology ever.
“According to the GPS he is at the Galleria Mall,
Sheriff.”
“Thanks.” I say, then hang up. Astor stands in front
of me holding a bottle of water and two chocolate bars.
“Here.” She tries to hand me the bottle.
“That's for you. I'll have one of the candy bars
though.” I say, smiling. “We're going to the mall.”
“Why?” Astor says past the point of annoyed.
“Because I need new running shoes. You can get
anything you like.” I say.
“You're gonna buy me stuff after I got sent home for
fighting?”
“Yes I am. I'm sure you had a good reason.” I say.
“Whatever.” Astor gets back into the car.
Being at the mall reminds me of my date with Samantha
Tanner. The smell of the mall is cool. A light breeze from the air
conditioning vents above. It was just like inside the movie theater
on that warm night.
Samantha had popcorn and a soda. I had bought them for
her just like her admission ticket. I couldn't even remember what
movie we saw. I watched Samantha from the corner of my eye. She
laughed at all the right beats, she never stopped smiling.
Occasionally she would glance over at me, in that moment I would fake
a laugh or smile.
Samantha was having fun. I watched her like she was my
prey. Every sip of soda seemed in slow motion as I watched it go down
her slender throat. So fragile the human body is. All I could think
is what it would be like to stick a knife into her throat. When she
smiled I imagined what the opposite would look like. What would her
face would be like at the sight of a blade headed straight for her
carotid artery.
I knew Harry didn't like me to look at humans like meat
or objects to be cut up. It was the hardest I ever had to focus in my
life to not imagine killing Samantha Tanner. I laughed extra hard at
funny parts, I snickered extra loud at smaller funny parts.
I over did it.
After the date Samantha didn't seem so happy. She looked
like maybe something was on her mind. I walked her to her door and
said good night. I went back to Harry's car and drove home. Harry
asked me a so many questions, he was proud and thought the date was a
good move.
On Monday morning word had got out that Dexter Morgan
and Samantha Tanner went on a date. The word going around was that I,
Dashing Disciplined Dark Dexter was a complete Doofus. Samantha told
everybody I laughed and exaggerated the humor in the movie and that I
never shut up. When it got back to me, the general consensus of the
school was that “Dexter laughs at everything.”
Samantha took a thing she was known for and turned it
around on me. She made me look like the one easily amused. I figured
at that point I would never fit in. Then suddenly kids were coming to
me all the time to tell any joke or anecdote just because they knew
they would get a laugh. This was a perfect way for me to practice
fitting in.
Astor tries on the eighth pair of pink sneakers. I
already have mine bagged and ready to go. All the pink shoes look the
same. But she insists the shades are all different. I'm trying to
convince Astor to get a smoothie. One, because she can sit down and
sip it while I scope the food court for Reynolds. Two, because
Dexter's Divine theory is that Reynolds is in the food court stalking
new prey. Now it is Dexter's turn to stalk.
Astor decides on pair number three that she previously
tried on. It is time to go to the food court. I remind Astor of my
high metabolism. I can eat for days and never gain a single ounce of
fat.
“Fine. We can get a smoothie.” Astor says flatly.
“Thanks, Astor. But I'm getting a giant pretzel.” I
say, “With extra mustard.” Astor makes a sour face and trots
along to the smoothie counter as we approach the food court. It takes
me under a minute to spot Reynolds. He's looking through his cell
phone, occasionally looking around. This isn't the type of stalking
The Chopper would do.
Could Blake Reynolds not be The Chopper?
Reynolds looks up and stands. He smiles like it's
Christmas. I see what he is smiling at and the Dark Passenger hisses
in the back seat. Hannah McKay hugs Blake Reynolds. Her blonde hair
glows in the afternoon sun from the skylight windows above. I wonder
why I'm noticing her hair.
The two engage in conversation. I am too far away to
hear, but I remain afar to prevent Hannah from seeing me. There is
something about their communication, it's different. It seems none
romantic, yet still close. It's times like these I wish I could
channel some level of human recognition.
“Where's your pretzel?”
Astor is staring at me. She holds a Styrofoam cup
complete with straw.
“I don't have time, Aunt Debs called. I have to go
back to work. I spoke with Ursula on the way to pick you up. She's
agreed to keep an eye on you until I get out of work.” I say. We
walk back to the parking lot.
“Whatever.” Astor says.
For the first time ever, I envy Astor. I wish I too
could just mumble such a word and walk away. But with Deb suspicious
of Hannah and me suspicious of Reynolds and the Dark Passenger in
dying need to be let out, I can't walk away from this.
After all, Dashing Dapper Dexter has a Dance to go to,
even if Dexter dances in the dark.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Saturday, March 1, 2014
Fucking and Drinking
The short novel that will be coming out soon. The story follows a psych hospital worker struggling with sex and alcohol addiction. Maybe struggling isn't the correct way to phrase it. The story is loosely based on the things that I went through the three years I worked in a psychiatric hospital, which I lovingly refer to as the madhouse. The title does not disappoint and in a way it is my own homage to Charles Bukowski's novel Women, which is one of my favorite novels by Buk, second only to Factotum and Post Office.
Fucking and Drinking will be
available through my smashwords profile www.smashwords.com/profile/view/shanegrey
and of course on
Nook, iBooks, Kobo, and Diesel.
If you haven't yet, take this time to
check out some of the free short stories on my profile, or you can go
to either store on Nook, iBooks, Kobo, Diesel. Just search Shane
Grey.
I'm trying to bring unique and
different stories in a lot of my short stories. Less biographical
stuff, more things that just pop into my brain and I think, hey, that
would be interesting if that was a story. I also strive to be
different. Meaning, a lot of mainstream fiction is so far from
Bukowski and John Fante, which are my literary father and
grandfather, that I don't have a lot of options out there. So I try
to write for those who are dying for something different.
A lot of readers look at my stories as
pornographic or just about boozing, I always wonder what else in the
world would I write about. The mainstream limits us as authors. It's
either vampires, romance, spies, police, supernatural, or memoir. And
quite frankly I'm sick to death of all that trash. I want to read
about a real person. I want it to be fiction, but know that it's based upon
something true. Too much of the shit coming out isn't gritty or raw
enough. It all reads like educated lemmings pouring out boring story
after boring story.
Vampires that do this, investigators
that do that, love stories that are about this. It's all fucking mind
rot. The most original shit I've read in the mainstream are by the
following authors: David Wong. Chad Kultgen. Charles Bukowski. John
Fante. Paul Neilan. Mykle Hansen. Chuck Palahniuk. Jeff Lindsay.
For now that is all. The rest them are
just, Meh. These writers write in a straight forward fashion. If you
have to explain it, it's not a good story.
So read my shit and decide for
yourself, but quit drowning in a sea of regurgitated bullshit, trash,
and literary garbage. I think it is these opinions that classify me
as an artist, though I despise the word “art” or “artist” it
sounds like a lame excuse.
Thanks for reading my insane rambling.
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Shane Grey's Shameless Self Promotion...
2104 is upon us. So it's time for me to
peddle some of my short stories and ebooks. I should be completing my
first novel this year, it's about 68,000 words in. I know a lot of
you folks got awesome tablets and phones this year for xmas. This the
perfect opportunity to check out some of my work!
You can download them to iBooks on your
iPad or iPhone. If you have a Kindle or Nook you can download them as
well! I'll post a complete an easy guide below!
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Sunday, November 10, 2013
The Rage...
There is a rage but when the rage comes
where in the fucking world shall we direct it. There are already too
many wars, too little jobs, too much death. The little children
suffer, they starve. There is so much rage and who is to blame?
The birds in the summer time air, they
infuriate. They have it so simple. The bugs and creatures that lurk
in the night know only instinct.
What do we know?
You know how to use your smart phone. A
phone that is supposed to be smart but all it does is connect you to
dumb things. The phone that is supposed to be the future but intelligent minds weep for a day when we could be left the fuck
alone.
It is all heroin, straight into the
veins of this world, of this mortal coil. We are happy to be sheep
and graze on status updates, we are content at being cows led to the
slaughter and hanging on every little status update, every little
tweet, and yes, every little blog.
Where shall we direct our rage smart
phone companies? When our revolution comes we will spare no device,
no gadget, no gizmo. Our pens and paper are mightier than your
fucking iPad. Our thoughts and ideals are stronger than your updates.
Our moral code holds more value then what you live tweet.
When the rage can't contain itself any
longer there will be an uprising. When it comes you should run. Be
sure to take the sim card out of your phone. You don't want the rage
to find you.
Let us hope the rage will not be taken
out on those who will no longer be able to form a sentence without a
screen in front of them. Let us hope there be no blood sacrifices.
And let us believe in a brighter future without the chains of a smart
phone, tablet, computer.
Write a fucking letter. Use a pen. Use
your brain. We all know you aren't using your tablet for books. But if
you do keep me in mind.
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Sunday, November 3, 2013
Indie Authors and Agents
I will start this by saying fuck money.
Now, those who have clicked away, good. Those of you still with me
I'll tell you what I told the love of my life today. I said, “I
don't care about having extra money to play around with, I just want
my bills paid.” To any indie author reading this, you may be
asking, “Whoa, are you able to pay your bills being an indie
author?” The answer is, “OF COURSE FUCKING NOT.” But as someone
who once was(and I guess still is)a punk rock guitarist. I have this
to say.
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The indie music uprising is what made
all the record companies shit their pants when the underground punk
scene started to become mainstream. I don't look at being an indie
author as being free or just unpublished by the mainstream.
I look at is as a revolution. We are
not the next Bukowski's or Hemingway's or Salinger's We are the next
Ramones, the next Sex Pistols, the next Runaways. We are the punk
rock equivalent of Hemingway or Salinger. Of course we aren't writing
to be in the big book stores. But if Big Agent Demon offered us a
deal we'd be creaming in our pants. We'd leave CBGB's for the large
stadiums and we'd give up the stenciled spray painted shirts for the
screen printed ones.
The thing is that the agents who would
find the great bands(or now indie authors)don't care about prose.
They want the next fifty shades of semen or twilight or hungry games.
When those record producers or scouts
were searching the clubs for bands, they wanted something fresh, new,
different. With the agents and publishing companies they want all the
same shit that the housewives, divorcees, and unmarried women like to
read. They want meaningless pop culture diarrhea. I am sorry for
that. It hurts my soul that even thought I scour the Internets and
ebooks and ibooks and robot books and alien shit, I still can't find
anything like Bukowski, Salinger, Fante, and I guess Hemingway.
The fact that I only know how to write
one way. The fact that I learned from Bukowski, Fante, Salinger,
Palahniuk, Kultgen. The fact that I learned from these fine men is
the only solace I can take for the future of punk rock writers. Make
some fucking noise with your literature. Make it your graffiti. Make
it your knife to the throat of the authority. Make it your screams of
misery alone in your bedroom at 3am. If you feel you can't write or
ever be a writer, then good! Write more! If you read back and second
guess the story, the prose, the content, then submit it! Let's take
back our craft. Flood submission emails with your writings. Print
them and snail mail them to agencies, who gives a fuck if they throw
it in the trash, someone will find it! We will be read! No one can
tell us what to do!
Let us ruffle some bow ties! Fuck them
all and make them open a blind eye to our words! We Will Not Be
Fucking Ignored!
And above it all, have fun! Write what
you want! A storm is coming and the publishing houses and agents
won't know what fucking hit them!
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Monday, October 21, 2013
The Truth is...
The truth is one day you will wake up,
you will look in the mirror, on that day you will realize that you
are a less successful, less attractive, less passionate, less excited
version of yourself. You will find validation in things like “keeping
a steady job” and “having a steady income.” Maybe you will own
a home. You will find validation in ownership.
It is possible at this point in your
life you will have a long term girlfriend or wife. You may even have
children. You will find validation in your children. You will find
validation in your marriage or long term relationship. Society will
tell you you're doing great, society will remind you in media and
their recycled words and proverbial pats on the back will also
validate you.
You will have lived a life of
mediocrity. This will be OK with you. You will surround yourself with
others that have done the same thing. Those among you who chose a
different more unpredictable path, a not so safe path, those who are
out of their twenties but still live like they are, you and your
group will shun them.
You and the group of underachievers
will validate each other in a big circle jerk. Saying things like
“you've done pretty good for yourself” and “you're the luckiest
because you've got a great woman, great kids, great job.” These
things will keep you from going insane.
But late at night, when you're alone
with your thoughts, you will have regrets. You think of the jobs you
had that you loved, you think of your passions, the ones that others
called hobbies. You think back to it all and maybe you will cry.
Maybe you just take a deep breathe and focus on all the validation
you receive. Maybe at this point you've already convinced yourself
that you wouldn't have done anything different.
You remember back to the days when you
had a choice and you realized you were good at nothing. You had very
limited talents and skills. Everything you wanted to great at, you
were just OK at. You were never going to be the next Kobe Bryant,
Kurt Cobain, Stephen King, Bill Gates. You knew that so you pursued
comfort.
Once you had comfort it seemed
impossible to get away from. Now the walls were closing in. You saw
the others around you. Perfectly content on being just plain. Keeping
the wheel spinning. Worker bees. You saw their spirit and thought,
“Only ten months until my first vacation.” You realized that in
this world you had to take vacations, you needed something to look
forward to.
Suddenly every punch of the time card
became like a bullets through your flesh and closer to the vacation.
The vacation would be the band aid for your bullet wounds. It would
relax you just enough to not take your own life, but not enough to go
back to work happy.
You saw yourself in the mirror then and
realized this was it. There was nothing else. You figured it was time
to settle down because everyone else around you was doing the same
thing. You used your coworkers as a yardstick to measure where you
should be. You met a girl, it was love, all that jazz. Then you
married, then you had kids, then you paid bills, bills, bills. Then
you woke up and realized you still worked at that place.
You woke up and looked in the mirror
and almost a decade had gone by. You didn't notice. You took your
wife and kids to barbecues so that you could get more validation,
more reassurance. You needed it now more than ever and on all levels.
You despised your boss because he didn't pat you on the back at all.
Your life became about what others think of you and trying to get
them to think something high of you.
When you look in the mirror you see
nothing worth thinking high of. You think of missed chances,
opportunities lost. You wish you were younger. You wish you had more
time. You wish just once you could come home to an empty house. You wish
the bills would pause for just an extra day.
At the barbecue you have an extra
couple of beers. At home after dinner you have a few drinks. On the
weekends you try to get as much drinking in as possible. You try to
avoid sex or physical contact with your wife. You dream about the
times when you could have any woman.
And you wake up and look in the mirror,
and you see nothing. No one in the mirror is anyone you know. And you
understand that life is long, for the first time ever you fear death.
Then you go to work.
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